Things My Wife has Said…
…that I think are funny, be they intended or otherwise.
3.28.07
“Milk it on the other hip, I’ve gotta bowl!”
3.23.07
“Why does underwear fall out of everything I pick up?”
2.19.07 – A Short Conversation
Sister-in-law: What are you doing that Tuesday?
Wife: The Tuesday after the Monday?
Sis: No, the one before the Monday.
Father-in-law: I hate listening to you two talk.
1.28.07
“That’s my problem: I don’t know what anything means!”
1.23.07
“But I deal twice every third hand!”
“I forgot to become an m&m!”
12.16.06
I said: “That’s how I roll. “
She said: “Wanna know how I roll?”
I said: “Sure.”
She said: “With the punches.”
12.11.06
“It’s pretty cheap. You know, for a car.”
“It’s a two-sided street.”
11.2.06
“I’m glad we’re Christian and not retarded.”
10.29.06
“You mean I won’t hear the iPod if I plug it into the lighter?”
10.22.06
“I’d go check it out, but I’m afraid of the outside.”
9.29.06
“What’s the probability you’re alive?”
9.16.06
“How do you spell ‘yar, matey’?”
9.7.06
“S.O.S.” (pauses) I think that’s Spanish for eureka!”
(of course, the phrase to which she should have been referring was “eso es”, which I believe can be loosely translated as something similar to “eureka”. However, I suspected that she was thinking “S.O.S.” when she said it, and she verified my hunch moments later.)
8.30.06
“You’ll be able to picture it when you see it.”
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